He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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