Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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