Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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