I want to stick my p in your. b.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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