Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she smelled like a LAN party
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
