butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I'm at about main and main street
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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