hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Randomize