I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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