The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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