Will you blow on my dice?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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