Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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