ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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