Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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