just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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