Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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