Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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