And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
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