Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Someone signed my nipple.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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