Dual....:-)
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
