so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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