I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Me. At least after what I've been through.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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