i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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