too bad you live with your parents still
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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