Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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