I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
drinking out of a sandbucket again
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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