She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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