There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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