and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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