Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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