ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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