Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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