He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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