I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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