We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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