...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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