but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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