Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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