I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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