How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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