My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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