Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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