Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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