some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I intend to get homeless drunk
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
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