This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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