i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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