This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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