doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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