maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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