I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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