My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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