sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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