Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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