Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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