So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Randomize
